lullabelleno:

heroes-get-made:

“This isn’t your typical love story…” opens the trailer for a movie about a white, heterosexual, cisgender, able-bodied, middle class, and likely loosely Christian couple who find each other through serendipity and a very small amount of actual work.

  (via fourofthem)

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uniquepain:

john-freeman-saver-of-humens:

hayleywilliems:

stut—ter:

idareu2bme:

lokidindeed:

i-deduce-youre-a-bitch:

YOU WANNA LEARN ELVISH?! HERE YA GO!

is this legit?

This is legit. My husband, sitting across the room, looks over and says, “IS THAT SOMEONE SHOWING HOW TO CONVERT ENGLISH TO TENGWAR?  BECAUSE THAT’S THE WAY!”

Believe this man.  He owns atlases of Middle Earth, the complete history of Midle Earth (leatherbound), and has read the books at least 150 times.  Also: speaks elvish.

Yes.

For future reference. :)

♥ 284471 — 15 hours ago on 21 Oct 2014 — via tehwolfeh (source)
#elvish  
♥ 363906 — 17 hours ago on 21 Oct 2014 — via drinkyourfuckingmilk (source)
#jay-z  
♥ 1694 — 1 day ago on 20 Oct 2014 — via art-and-sterf (source)
#horn  

sekahyyh:

cardsofclow:

decencybedamned:

HELLO FANFIC AUTHORS IT’S TIME FOR A VOCAB LESSON

  • wantonsexually immodest or promiscuous
  • wontona type of dumpling commonly found in Chinese cuisines

YOUR CHARACTERS SHOULD NOT BE MOANING LIKE A CHINESE DUMPLING OKAY THANK YOU AND GOOD NIGHT

either way, things are sure gonna get

steamy

GET OUT

♥ 316764 — 1 day ago on 20 Oct 2014 — via dmarxbringit (source)

shiawase-no-bakemono:

PUELLA MAGIC MADOKA MAGICA

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yuumix:

Yumichika *-*
I love this picture of him~

yuumix:

Yumichika *-*
I love this picture of him~

♥ 14 — 1 day ago on 20 Oct 2014 — via yuumix
kars:

what a story

kars:

what a story

♥ 185230 — 1 day ago on 20 Oct 2014 — via arithra-999 (source)
Swan Brothers

naamahdarling:

beldaran:

ursulavernon:

It happened one summer that a curse fell on my family. The details aren’t important. We could be here all night with who married whom and who cursed what. There was a curse, that’s all you need to know.

All seven of my brothers were turned into swans. From loud, hard-handed boys, they became mute birds, with wings as white as cloud and eyes as dark as heaven.

There was a great deal of chaos. There usually is, when someone turns into a bird. They went mad indoors and had to be ushered out into the gardens, to flap and sulk and arch their necks in beautiful reproach.

The wise woman of the woods came to me, with her hair wrapped up in leaf and copper wire. She told me that I was given the task of weaving seven shirts in silence, and only then would they be restored to human form.

A single word spoken, a single stitch unsewn, and they would be swans forever.

As soon as the wisewoman left the room, I pitched my spindle into the fire and sang aloud the raunchiest song I knew.

I never liked my brothers. They made much better swans.

The End

image

I thought it was perfect before.

What’s the word for when you think something is perfect, and then someone adds a thing that just makes you happy?

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